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26 August 2009 @ 08:13 pm
FLIST FLIST, WELL, ARASHI-LOVING FLIST. I've just had my BEST IDEA for a fic EVER!  
Okay so, I was browsing through my flist when I came across this post. Informing me that Neil Patrick Harris has graced the cover of a MAGIC-RELATED magazine! So OF COURSE, my brain was immediately RUNNING WILD with the idea of an NPH NINO MAGIC CROSSOVER! ♥♥♥




RIGHT RIGHT?? How fantastic would that be?? Nino's snark combined with NPH's snark! I contend that every iteration of this idea is a good one! Nino totally reads this magazine, doesn't he? Do they meet at a bar in L.A. where Nino goes to perform magic where no one will recognize him? Kick it up to the next cracky notch and do Nino meets Barney Stinson and gets into a magic-off with him?

SO is there anyone (or that you know, awesomely well-connected flisters!) audacious enough to step up to the plate and fic this or will it live on like a beautiful unicorn of an idea in my head? Which really, I'll be fine with as the mere idea has brought me SO MUCH JOY.

(P.S. - SPAM ME with Nino (or NPH, really) magic-related photos? Because my options for this post were far too limited!)
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captain bee fart: arashi // neener WHARRGARBLchelshock on August 27th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN :D nino in any magic setting is gold but nino/nph? NINO/BARNEY? so perfect.

SPAM ME with Nino (or NPH, really) magic-related photos?
i tend to photoshop nino into magic-related situations. probably not what you're asking for, but i'm all about whoring out my stupid ideas:

god damn these electric sex pantsnicefinalbeam on August 27th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC)
I have never spoken to you before, and after seeing these pictures, I'd like to know why that is.

YOU MUST BE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON, YOU ARE GIVING ME PROOF.
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god damn these electric sex pantsnicefinalbeam on August 27th, 2009 12:30 am (UTC)
THAT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I COULD CRY.

I wish I could fic it, but I'm afraid my NPH would not be awesome enough. D: D:
Top: CP: Half past awesome o' clocktopazera on August 27th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
I wish I could fic it, but I'm afraid my NPH would not be awesome enough. D: D:

I know, that was my line of thinking too! I think the talent to write both Nino and NPH is something that only appears once in a generation.
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Top: 嵐: Aiba Masaki's face is stuck in :D!topazera on August 27th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
let me poke though my photobucket and see if I have any magical Nino pictures.

The effort is much appreciated! I was shocked to discover I didn't have any Nino/Magic saved at all before last night! TRAGEDY. Luckily it was solved by some team googling or this post might never have been assembled!

Yeah, if only I could possibly so justice to those voices but that is a tall order! Still, my imaginings give me great joy by themselves. :)

RE: YOUR EDIT! THAT IS PRETTY MAGICAL! Where does it come from??
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lightningcrazed_overture on August 27th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
*A* YES PLZ
Top: 嵐: Look at that magnificent plumage!topazera on August 27th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
AGREED! I WISH IT WOULD JUST APPEAR ON MY DOORSTEP.
r: Sonic guys -- quit yougreat_stoneface on August 27th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
It took me a good few minutes to remember that I'd seen Nino in Letters from Iwo Jima, because I KNEW I recognized him from somewhere and it just WAS NOT COMING TO ME.

I SHOULD know more about this person. He is awfully cute.
katmillia on August 27th, 2009 03:18 am (UTC)
I concur, and not just because I love him. <3

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katmillia on August 27th, 2009 03:17 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA SPAM








Top: 嵐: = 90% dorkiness / 10% peer pressuretopazera on August 27th, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Re: HAHAHAHA SPAM
THE COMBINED POWER OF THESE GIFS IS AWE-INSPIRING! I'm just overwhelmed by hilarity and roguish charm everywhere I look!

ALSO YESSSS, the third one! I had seen an icon of that pic but didn't have it myself! You have made my life a little more complete! MOUTH CARDS GLASSES HAIR NINO YES.
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peaches in the creases of a plastic bag: Beaton: The guillotine!phrenk on August 27th, 2009 03:39 am (UTC)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

NINO/NPH. NINO/NPH. I WANT A FIC OF BARNEY HITTING ON NINO IN A BAR, USING HIS CHEESY AWESOME MAGIC TRICKS, AND NINO BEING LIKE, "... SERIOUSLY?" AND SHOWING HIM HOW IT'S DONE AND BARNEY SWOONING. I WANT A FIC WHERE THERE'S A CELEBRITY MAGIC WORLD SERIES AND NINO REPRESENTS JAPAN AND NPH REPRESENTS THE US AND THEY ARE UBER-COMPETITIVE BUT ALSO RESPECT EACH OTHER WHILE SNARKING ALL OVER TOWN. I WANT A FIC WHERE NPH COMES ON ARASHI NO SHUKUDAI-KUN (SOMEHOW) AND NINO AND NPH HAVE A MAGIC OFF, WEARING FAKE MUSTACHES AND TOP HATS. I WANT A FIC WHERE BARNEY GOES TO JAPAN AND HE AND NINO PLAY THAT ONE CRAZY GAME FROM THE ATLANTIC CITY EPISODE OF HIMYM. ETC.

EDIT: ALSO I FORGOT THAT THEY BOTH SING. CLEARLY SOMETHING NEEDS TO COME OF THIS. NPH SINGING. NINO SINGING. SOME SORT OF CHARITY VARIETY SHOW OR SOMETHING, PERHAPS, WHERE THEY SING AND HAVE COMEDY SKITS AND DO MAGIC?? FOR THE CHILDREN??

Edited at 2009-08-27 03:47 am (UTC)
Top: AtLA: Getting all... bendytopazera on August 27th, 2009 04:18 am (UTC)
DUDE DUDE. YOUR ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS SENTENCES ARE ALMOST LIKE FIC TO ME! THEY ARE PAINTING A PICTURE IN MY HEAD. THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT MY BRAIN WAS NOT REACHING LAST NIGHT! ALL THESE THINGS SHOULD HAPPEN! I CANNOT EVEN PICK FAVORITES HERE! THOUGH FOR SOME REASON, NPH GOING TO JAPAN IN EITHER FASHION REALLY APPEALS TO ME (SHUKUDAI-KUN! ♥ YOU KNOW THAT CRAZY CHINESE GAME WOULD FIT RIGHT IN!). BUT ALSO COMPETITION AND BARS AND SNARK AND SINGING: I WANT FIC OF IT ALL. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO EXPAND ON THESE BECAUSE YOU ARE FULL OF WINNING IDEAS! CAN WE JUST CONTINUALLY SUBMIT THESE TO ANON MEMES UNTIL WE GET A BITE? :DD

*DIES SOME MORE AT THE THOUGHT OF DOUBLE-STRENGTH SINGING AND COMEDY AND MAGIC*
THEY CALL ME THE HIPHOPOPOTAMUS.: nino will poke out your eyeohmyghost on August 27th, 2009 05:10 am (UTC)
straight to the memories :O
asfaj'sogjslds HELL YES PLEASE

I love this post & every comment that it has spawned *_* HERE'S FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE OF MORE NPH + NINO YET TO COME.

(p-please more yet to come?)
Top: 嵐: = 90% dorkiness / 10% peer pressuretopazera on September 1st, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
I am honored to be there!
I KNOW RIGHT?? THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANT IN MY CRACKY ARASHI FIC.

HERE'S FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE OF MORE NPH + NINO YET TO COME. (p-please more yet to come?
Well, there should be! I'm definitely going to continue to try and con people who are more talented than me into writing fic. Maybe write a letter to AnS and tell them that NPH would be an excellent candidate for a guest? YES.

Oh, oh! Also, phrenk wrote some commentfic down below you! SO THE DREAM LIVES! :D

(Yamada Tarou Monogatari icon! So much love! ♥)
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Miri [SYNC]: ACTORS ♪ NPH Elmo Dancemirroriste on August 27th, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
OH NPH I love you. ♥
Top: TWW: [J/D] Masters of the walk and talktopazera on September 1st, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
When I realized I go join a NPH related comm and get relevant news right on my flist, it made my day. Why did it take so long for me to think of that! NPH! ♥

I've watched your icon for about two minutes straight. :)
Morgan: Arashi- FOR DREAMmojotastic on August 27th, 2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
Dude. DUDEEEEEE!!! This post and all the comments have totally, completely made my day so far.

SO MUCH JOY. NPH! NINO! MAGIC! I'm imagining a fic where Barney and Nino have a competition to pick up girls using only their ~magic~. And Barney keeps striking out but Nino is getting everyone's number and then Nino uses his ~magical abilities~ on Robin and Barney and Nino get into a slap fight but end the night drunkenly singing karaoke and hugging.

There! WRITE THIS FOR ME UNIVERSE.
Top: 嵐: = 90% dorkiness / 10% peer pressuretopazera on September 1st, 2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
Yaaay, happy to make any day of yours! :D Once the idea struck my brain, I knew THIS POST MUST BE. NPH/MAGIC/NINO! Three great tastes that go great together! Seriously, I love every scenario you can dream up about this. Definitely including yours. Competition and picking up girls with ~magic~ and drunken karaoke really paint a picture I WANT TO SEE. I love how so many of these ideas have Nino nonchalantly taking Barney down a peg. ♥

...I'm totally thinking I should submit this idea to every Arashi anon fic meme in the future. Until THE UNIVERSE some kind soul produces all this fic for me THE GOOD OF THE UNIVERSE.
peaches in the creases of a plastic bag: je: I am already plotting my revengephrenk on August 28th, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
I am not a writer but here is a little something. Only because I love you. And Barney. And the neen. PEOPLE WHO CAN WRITE SHOULD WRITE THIS, THOUGH, IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE.

Barney is in the middle of putting the moves on a scantily-dressed college student when he sees it. A flash of cards across the bar. His eyes lock in even as he hears the admiring coos of at least ten women. (He could pinpoint the number more exactly but his senses have been distracted all night by the group of miniskirts attempting karaoke.) He spots a small dark head amidst the taller shiny-haired ladies with their high heels clicking on the dirty wooden floor and he wonders how someone so short even got their attention. Clearly the laws of attraction have been trifled with and it is up to him to set it right. He turns his most charming smile on the coed he's been working and manages to get her number before his feet wander toward the mystery lurking in the crowd of one-night stands waiting to happen to Barney Stinson. As he gets closer, he makes out a clean-cut black suit (CLASSIC, Barney thinks involuntarily) and shiny shoes before making his way up to a long pointy face topped with a tangle of unstyled hair. Barney scoffs a little before being drawn down to the dark, dark eyes focused on the cards in the small hands which move more quickly than he can track. The man is Asian, and tiny, and surrounded by beautiful women. Barney nearly applauds before he catches himself and decides to get closer. The stranger's eyes catch on his and his expressive mouth quirks up slightly on one side before he offers Barney the deck.

"Pick a card." His English is accented but he's clearly got that phrase down. Barney shoots a rakish grin at all the surrounding ladies before complying. The stranger's mouth doesn't move but he manages to appear smug anyway and Barney keeps his eyes trained on the lightning-quick hands.
peaches in the creases of a plastic bag: himym: Barney/Robin smiling in barphrenk on August 28th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC)
Five minutes later the women are clapping and cheering and Barney doesn't know how the man did it. He is a fellow magician and he was watching closely the whole time, what could those clever hands have done to fool him? He glowers into the laughing eyes and the slight man jerks a thumb toward the exit. "Go?" he asks, and Barney just glares and resists the urge to drag the man out of the bar by his jacket. He reminds himself that the suit has done nothing wrong. Once they've extracted themselves from the the admiring horde (Barney far more easily than the stranger which he notes on his growing mental grudge list) they emerge from the bar into the night and mostly empty street. The infuriating magician lights up immediately and Barney's face twists at how many potential conquests the man's just lost by smelling like smoke. He's clearly an amateur. Barney is tempted to teach him how to live (but his grudge list holds him back from offering and anyway Ted is kind of a full time job.) He realizes he's been standing and staring for far too long when a hand is offered abruptly and the man says, "Nino. You?" Barney deigns to put his manicured hand into the stranger's-Nino's-because anyone in that suit can't be all bad and the guy's eyes look almost like he's daring Barney to act in any way discomfited.

"Barney, and listen-" is all he gets out before Nino slides in close, still holding Barney's hand as if it will keep him from moving away. They are standing much too close together and he can feel the heat of Nino's body. (He thinks briefly of the potential feeling of expensive suit on expensive suit but he's had practice ignoring that urge for years now.) Nino is shorter than he is but something tells Barney that he would fit against him, that if he moved any closer his slender form would nestle right against Barney's toned, manly figure. (Barney daydreams for a second about his toned, manly figure and how this guy's jaw would drop if he saw it before pulling himself back to the moment.) "Dude. I'm into the LADIES. I'm Barney Stinson. Lemon Law? Ever heard of it? I go for LADIES." Nino drops his gaze to their still joined hands, then drags his eyes up Barney's frame slowly. He drops his cigarette to the ground and steps on it before sliding his free hand around Barney's waist.

"Want to see a trick?" Nino's voice is less sure with the syllables of this sentence but the meaning is obvious as Barney looks down into the devious dark eyes. Suddenly he feels a HAND down the back of his PANTS and he squirms away in shock, finally letting go of the (small, warm, comfortable) hand he'd been holding for quite a few minutes now. When he's settled back down onto the pavement and his eyes find his way back to Nino he can't hold back a startled exclamation. Nino is holding his UNDERWEAR and grinning at him like he's just won the lottery. Barney goggles, and then holds up a finger as if to ask Nino to wait just a second while he figures something out. He looks the (NOW LEGENDARY) magician up and down, considering, factoring in the suit, the hands, the eyes, the mouth. When he adds in that his friends need never know, he makes his decision.

Barney holds out his hand and Nino takes it as if he'd been expecting it. Barney pulls him close and whispers in his ear with his best seductive voice. "Teach me, master."

(Barney regrets his impulse less than a minute later when Nino, who has yet to stop laughing at him, somehow climbs on Barney's back [WHILE THEY ARE BOTH WEARING EXPENSIVE SUITS THAT ARE WRINKLING WITH EVERY BREATH] and resists all attempts to dislodge him from his piggyback. He points his finger ceremoniously over Barney's shoulder and says, "HOTEL!" Barney draws in a gasping breath to tell Nino off for the sartorial OUTRAGE he is committing against suit and humanity but then there is a talented mouth latched onto Barney's neck just where he is most sensitive and he can't speak. When jabbing heels dig into him a second later with unspoken message of "GET ON WITH IT," Barney just starts walking.)
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